26 REDS & A BOTTLE OF WINE

I read two pieces today that sent my Nerd-bash-o-meter (patent pending) through the roof.

First, here is how not to contribute to society.

Second, here is a guy who has given up entirely on getting laid.

One of the greatest legacies of the internet is that it has given the nerds of the world a false sense of comfort. I bet these two nerds live lives nearly totally free of wedgies, rear admirals and just good old fashion beatings. Sad, really....