26 REDS & A BOTTLE OF WINE

I'm taking a month off from thinking about different ways to voice my displeasure with modern life to write a screenplay about my displeasure with modern life. I'll be back mid Aug. In the meantime...

I'm looking for an illustrator interested in drawing new episode of the very popular and underrepresented Mr. Sophisticate: The World's Most Sophisticated Hobo. Send any inquires to my e-mail.

I'm also looking for a new apartment which I'm going to need Oct 1st. I'm looking in New York and Berlin.

Later Gators.

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January 6, 1946 - July 7, 2006


Television Personalities - I know where Syd Barrett lives

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So, in case you hadn't heard, Stephen Hawkings (no relation to "Screaming" Jay Hawkings (I don't think (What a great idea for a sitcom))) got drunk and posted a rather snarky rhetorical question on Yahoo Answers:

"In a world that is in chaos politically, socially and environmentally, how can the human race sustain another 100 years?"

First off, before I go any further let me share with you Professor Hawkings profile.

He also like The Strokes and Chuck Palahniuk novels.

As of this posting Dr. Hawkings (and that's not Dr. like Dr. Dre (eeeeeast-sidddddde)) has received 22129 answers, which is 22107 more than I received when I posted the question "Why don't girls like me?"

Here are some of the highlights but as you read this remember that although Dr. Hawkings is in a wheelchair he isn't like that kid in a wheelchair who hangs out on the corner of 8th Ave and 14th Street and giggles while he plays with himself through his shorts. Dr. Hawkings is The Lucasian Professor of mathematics at the University of Cambridge. A positions held in 1669 by Issac fucking Newton, inventor of the fig newton!! THE FIG fucking NEWTON!!!

The fun is all after the jump!!!


You know when CNN has a call in vote on some hot button issue and 45% say yes and 52% say no and 3% are unsure and you're always wondering "Who called up CNN to tell them they were unsure?" These people... Just in case The Lucasian Professor at Cambridge wanted to know, John f is glib.





Speaking of glib it seemed as though all the religious answers had this sort of snide assholey tone to them. What happened to religious people in this country? When they had no power they were all sunshine and rainbows, handing out "Jesus loves you" pamphlets at Halloween. Give them the Supreme Court, the White House and both houses of Congress and they turn into America's high school hall monitors.





But to be fair and honest, and at 26 Reds we are nothing if we are not fair and honest (to the point of being kinda dicks about it) the atheists were pretty glib too. Banning organized religion is the atheists answer to everything. It's like their "legalize pot"




Asimov's 5th Law of Robotics: Eggman is a total fucking jackass.









Some people just total missed the point. You wonder what 33% of the population is supporting George Bush? Here's your answer... The guy who thinks Mexican dishwashers are the greatest threat to world stability. When I die I don't care is I go to Heaven or Hell as long at Steven77 is in the other place.



BECAUSE this is the internet you knew someone was going to get all crazy on your ass... I have the feeling that bhaijaanfahd is holding out on us... I bet he's MUCH crazier on his own website!





In the mid-1980s there were all these great post-apocalypse movies made that were all set like in 1996 and 1999. The most advanced piece of technology they had was the crossbow and for some reason women's clothes ripped off at alarming rates. Adam S totally nails this one. He's 25 years late but still... He's like Nostradamus for retards.








If what "Sunshine" [snarky comment redacted] is asking is if I'd rather die in a fiery holocaust or make candles and bang ugly chicks, well, Sunshine, hate to tell you...




Ricardo's got the spirit!!!









I mean, let's get down to brass tacks here! What season of The Real World was he on?





I've saved the best for last... Without further comment I present to you the wisdom of Sam.I.Am




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Here is my weekend schedule. It's a big one.

Thursday
I'm spinning. I've been off the turntables for two weeks and starting to take it personally.

Friday
Idjut Boys are spinning at APT with DJ Spun. It's also Spun's birthday... so he's go that going for him... which is nice.

Saturday
Meanwhile Idjut means no sleep and their spinning again Saturday at PS1, so I'm going straight from the hospital to Long Island City for that.
But the blow of mercy this weekend, and the thing you should get out of bed for on Saturday night is my friend Reggie's (AKA The Mr. Move) record release party at Tribeca Grand. Tommy Moye is spinning. Now, we've already discussed (which eating ten cent chicken wings at Croxley's) how little we like the Grand and how daunting and expensive the prospect of getting drunk there is and we've settled it thusly: Free beer all day backstage at PS1, Drink my face off at dinner, show up to the party drunk. That solves my problem...

Sunday
World cup final bbq at M-CAT'S. All the Italian and French women - I mean food and booze you can stand!!

Monday
Enter rehap. Read more!

I don't have to tell you that the world is a horrible place filled with hatred and abuse where the strong dominate and oppress the weak, but just in case I do have to tell you... Well, let's let Jack Strain, Sheriff of Tammany Parish make the point for me.

Enjoy

I've said this before. It doesn't surprise me in the least that someone would think this and even say it. What I find note worthy is that someone thought this was okay to say on television. This asshole thinks this is perfectly resonable conversation. Why can't he and his fat inbred family get washed out to sea?

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to listen to Cop Killer at top volume for about an hour. Read more!

Hitler: Hey, who's the new guy?
Jeffrey Dahmer: I don't know, some business asshole.
Hitler: God I hate those fucks.
Mohamed Atta: Let's pants him! Read more!