26 REDS & A BOTTLE OF WINE
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
The only thing I have to drink in this apartment is champagne.
I'm a 30 year-old child
I'm a 30 year-old child
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The first step is to admit you have a cork loose.
The next step is to stick that cork up your ass and finish the damn bottle!
Sorry, forgot to put the green fairy in with the bucket of champagne. That damn mothering instinct.