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PERSON OF THE WEEK

Written Friday, February 24 by J.R.Knight | E-mail this post

So it's a day late but here is our person of the week.

Alan Patton. Age: 54. Hobby: drinking children's urine.

Ah yes, that's totally not going to ruin your weekend.

Not really a lot more to this. He's been drinking pee since he was seven and he loves it. I'm not going to knock a guy for doing what he loves but I think it's fair to say that the children's pee angle here is what is really creepy here. No, the whole thing is creepy. I don't need to tell you he's a sex offender, do I?

Plus get a good look at that mug. To quote Bushwick Bill "Now that's a nigga I be seeing in my sleep."

So for a lifetime of achivement in creepy kiddy urine drinking we name Alan Patton of central Ohio our Person of the Week!!

5 Responses to “PERSON OF THE WEEK”

Anonymous on 6:42 PM

I hear this is how Dick Clark stays so youthful looking.
Anonymous on 6:47 PM

No - he eats the souls of babies - slightly different
Anonymous on 7:51 PM

If you keep demonstrating you are smarter than I am, I'm going to have to stand next to some smartasses.
Anonymous on 8:06 PM

you already are
Anonymous on 8:15 PM

No need to get a philosophican on me, Spoonman.

I'm going to comment now on how much of a child you are.