26 REDS & A BOTTLE OF WINE
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB. NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!
Written Wednesday, April 5 by J.R.Knight | E-mail this post
So I've just learn from Skittlepuppy that ELLEgirl has closed down. I guess they told the staff last night that friday will be their last day.
The good news is you get a three day weekend. The bad news? Well....
So Samara and Lizzy are both on the market if anyone has any positions for hot smart girls. At least one of them speaks French. Actually Brit Brit just quit at The Daily News so I've got three Journalist out of work. That's a lot of cute mouths for 26 Reds to feed.
This is a prefect time for me to announce I'm planning on launching a leisure class magazine. The title? Well, for that I turned to my Fuck You Pills bandmate, RAP.
ME: I'm starting a magazine, what should I call it?
RAP: (not a seconds hesitation) SnotRag! Bam, done!
ME: F'n brilliant.
So I'm taking resumes for writers and other contributors at 26reds@gmail.com, or any other e-mail you might have for me. So far the staff is just me and three hotties.
The mag will be covering the lives and interested of snotnosed assholes and sarcastic doughbags like me. Fucking brilliant. For the first issue I'm sending Brit Brit and MAry to run with the bulls in Pamplona.
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do i get medical ? oh who cares, i'm SO in.
Yes - medical. And six weeks vaca a year. And fridays off during the summer. And in July we hold Thursday staff meetings while drinking coppertones on the roof of The Crows Nest.
I can't pay much so I'm thinking of buying a house and moving the whole staff in. We can do beer bongs at lunch and play suicide scrabble on sundays
Champange scrabble is scrabble where you drink the points you score.
I mean suicide scrabble. Champagne scrabble is something else and strictly forbidden at SnotRag
I thought we dropped snotrag. I thought you liked "SprinkleCake". please .
I thought we dropped "SnotRag" . I thought you liked "SprinkleCake" . please.
i thought we got rid of "SnotRag" . what happened to "SprinkleCake" . please.
No SprinkleCake - too girlie