26 REDS & A BOTTLE OF WINE

There are many difficulties for an inspiring drug dealer to waddle through. Run-ins with competitors, unscrupulous addicts and of course the police. The police are a particularly sticky wicket to out maneuver. The desire to stay out of prison leads many an intrepid narcotics privateer into increasingly complicated and elaborate security measures. Ever changing phone number and passwords. Complicated membership systems and, of course, not selling drugs to uniformed cops.

Given the latter one must assume that Michael Garibay here was high on his own supply late last week when he walked up to a uniformed police officer, sitting in a marked patrol car in Orlando, Florida.

He asked the officer "Would you like to buy some cocaine." Patrolman Ed Johnson answered, "Yes," assuming that Michael 'anywhere, anytime' Garibay was kidding. Of course he wasn't and produced a bag loaded in white gold! Columbian tea! Bolivian marching powder! Texas yaya! Bogata bonbons!

Naturally dumbass was arrested and booked where he snapped this "I'm a dumbass!" mugshot.

Thanks for the memories Mike!! You are our Person of the Week!!