26 REDS & A BOTTLE OF WINE

In this case Mudville is the USA and Kasey is Keller.

I knew the Czechs were going to beat us but I wasn't prepared for a spanking. Someone should have warned me, I almost fell out of my chair laughing. Poor Kasey Keller didn't have a single place to go. It's hard to stop a 50 mile an hour watermelon when all your teammates are basically those players on one of those vibrating football games.

Seriously, put life size foosball players and maybe the Czechs get two goals.

Anyway. After Italy it's all over but the crying. And the wierdest part is that there were crazy American fans there. Some fat dude painted red, white and blue. Somehow when it's an American it's not an idiot soccer fan watching grown men play a game of keep-away but a not so subtle reminder of our military imperialism. When Kenya does it it's cute. When we do it we're being dicks.

See, here we have a group of friends from South Korea supporting their home team. They're creating memories and friendships that will last a lifetime.









These fat imperialist mother fuckers just finished nuking and paving some third world country their families back home have never even heard of. Why must we remind the world we suck. Can't someone else suck for a while? What about Portugal?


Anyway, Barcelona is one of my favorite bands because they are computer nerds and they love Kasey Keller. Even wrote a song about it, like ta hear it here it go