26 REDS & A BOTTLE OF WINE

They say there are seven single hetro women in New York for every hetro single guy. I guess it all depends on what you call single and what you call hetro. In the meantime we can assume even if these statistics are only part of the world's saddest pick-up line we can guess the odds are not in miss New York's favor.

Case in point.

So this is it, huh? This is where we are. The sad thing is I bet this chick got laid, and I bet she got her dishes done too. You know what they say: If you're not having your needs met than drop some of your needs.