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CHICKEN WINGS AND BUBBLY BLING

Written Thursday, June 15 by J.R.Knight | E-mail this post

So by now reports are everywhere about the misuse of FEMA's debit cards issued to Katrina victims. Not that it's anything new. Before the Ninth Ward was dry it's impoverished citizens were toting new Fendi handbags and wanking it to newly purchased "erotica".

Personally, and this is going to sound cruel and classist, I'm not surprised. The Ninth Ward is a piece of shit, for a long time the murder capital of the country. If I was a resident I would have long ago figured out a way to get the fuck out of there. It doesn't surprise me that it's longtime residence aren't exactly long term thinkers. "I'm homeless, jobless and have no clean clothes. Let's go to a strip club!!" This is not the thought process of a self-motivated man. This is the thought process of someone who is perfectly happy living in a shithole.

Yet I digress, the inability of the poor to stop being so fucking poor is not the point of this post. The point of this post is this.

A Katrina victim (you know what? I'm stripping this meathead of the word 'victim')... A Katrina meathead bought a $200 dollar bottle of Dom Perignon at a Hooters in San Antonio, Texas. We all know how well a fine glass of bubbly goes with all you can eat wings, and all served to you by a college dropout whose short shorts are so tight you can see her VD.

Naturally FEMA's pissed and they totally have the right to be. Can you image when FEMA got that statement. They were all like: "Do-da-do-da-do, just opening my mail here... to resident.... to resident.... coupon book... ahhh, my Katrina bank statement.... WHAT THE FUCK?!? You have got to be fucking shitting me! Are you serious!!! Hooters serve Dom Perignon?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

7 Responses to “CHICKEN WINGS AND BUBBLY BLING”

Anonymous on 6:14 PM

Sooooooooooo.
Has anyone bothered to see what kind of "Truth" is being spoken in Texas?
Anonymous on 9:03 AM

Uh, no not yet.

Also I blame rap music for this.

Finally, I've skipped poland and have gone straight to berlin.
Reports to follow, provided I can remember anything.
Anonymous on 9:09 AM

Holy fuck! I just went to that texas blog!! He's an Anne Coulter groupie! Holy Fuck again.

wow.
Anonymous on 5:09 PM

ASJS - It takes a village... how's Kwesi? He murder anyone yet? Also punh the following people: PAblo, Louis, That kid in the trucker hat from Sex in Dallas, Anyone from Kitty Yo and The bouncers at Cookies. Kiss the following people for me Louis, Emily, any and all members of the Swedish Mafia, that super hot 'holier than thou' bartender from 8MM, Peaches and the bouncers at Cookies.
Anonymous on 10:50 PM

I'd double-back to Krakow if I were you. It's worth it.
Anonymous on 9:04 AM

Maybe later in the summer. Berlin is totally fucking awesome right now. they've painted the TV tower to look like a soccerball. A big fituristic commie soccerball.

J, don't rmember how much local intelligence I managed to get accross on that phone call, I was surprisingly drunk and on the steap part of a double black diamond slope but check it in list form:

Kwesi - Still big black and intimidating as ever provided he doesn't speak.

Pablo - ejected to poarts unknown

Louis - Still perfect

T.K.i.t.T.H.fS.i.D, By which you mean Adrian - Ran into him at the new white trash saturday LATE night. Sad sad sad display of what happens when you are too invovled with drugs to drop into the massive wave under you. Turns out there's a reason we didn't hear much from Sex in Dallas back home.

Cookies - haven't been by yet and not sure if it's still there

EMily - who?

The swedish mafia - all recalled to sweden, have been replaced by new group of slightly bettter looking much crazier swedes.

8mm staff - All new.

word.
Anonymous on 2:52 AM

wow -

to quote L. Cohen; the world is good and the world is wide.

Emily from Barrio Chino. Other than that, no surprises in your report. Nor in the phone call it was proceded by. I have much to discuss. I've been to.... The Alibi Club... field report to follow... I may be in Berlin before the cock crows a new moon. Bedways is right ways now, so best be go homeways and get a bit of spatchka, right right?

That is my last Clockwork Orange quote for the summer.

"I was cured alright!!!"