26 REDS & A BOTTLE OF WINE

Do you remember when McDonald's introduced that sandwich where the meat patty and the lettuce and tomato were in separate compartments and you'd have to join them together yourself? The idea was to keep the cold side cold and the hot side hot. I guess serving fresh made food was out of the question. The upshot of this thing was that you had to actually look at the hamburger patty you were about to eat. I think McDonald's would be wise to avoid reminding it's clientele that they're eating beef hearts and bull scrotums.