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I love that the e-mail address is Mokhsbc, as in the bank HSBC (Honk Kong Shainghi Banking Company) but is not really from HSBC.

FROM: W K Mok.
Hang Seng Bank Ltd
Fu Shan Mansion 25
Taikoo Shing Road,
Taikoo Shing Branch
Hong Kong.
Email:mokhsbc@hutchcity.com

Good Day,
May I be granted the opportunity to introduce myself, I am Mr.W K Mok
Managing Director and Chief Operating Officer of the Foreign operations
department of Hang Seng Bank ltd,Taikoo Shing Branch.I have a obscured
business suggestion for you. Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client
General Ibrahim Moussa who was with the Iraqi Military forces, and also a
business man made a numbered fixed deposit for 12 calendar months, with
a value of Twenty Million And Five Hundred Thousand Dollars only in my branch. Upon maturity
several notice was sent to him, during the Iraq war. Again after the war
another notification was sent and still no response came from Him. It came to
our notice that the man (General Ibrahim Moussa) and his entire
family had been murderd during the war in a bomb blast. You can read more about
the bombings on visiting these sites below:

1.http://www.ccmep.org/usbombingwatch/2003.htm#3/19/03
2.http://civilians.info/iraq/deaths_data.php
Right now in my bank under an alias which only the two of us knew
about as the confidentiality of the matter was necessary for his protection. Due
to his untimely death, the funds have been sitting in the account ever
since and will continue to do so perpetually unless we do something about it.
This is where you Some in. I located you through an agency that helps seek
people by their email. My client did not declare any next of kin in his
official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit of Twenty Million
And Five Hundred Thousand Dollars. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I would like
you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to our client so that you
will be able to receive his funds. I want you to know that I have had
everything planned out so that we can come out successful. I have contacted an
attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the
next of kin to my client. All that is required from you at this stage is for
you to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can
commence his job.
After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also file
in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of
probate in your favor for the move of the funds to an account that will
be provided by you.There is no risk involved at all in the matter as we
are going adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the
necessary documents.The allocation of our money will be as follows: 30%
to you for your part in this, 60% for me and and 10% for any unforeseeable
expenses we may incure. I think this is extremely fair, as you have
nothing to lose but just a little time, while on the other hand I am staking my
flawless reputation among other things. And besides 30% of Twenty Million And Five Hundred Thousand Dollars
is no pocket change. Once you are approved, the entire
transaction should take no longer than twelve business days after which we will go
about our daily business, but just millions of dollars richer.
As you can see this is easier than taking candy from a baby, but mind
you, trust is something that is developed over time and that is something
that we do not have. So I have to let you know that it will highly unfeasible
to try to run away with the money because even though only you can transfer
money in and out of your account, the transfer can only be authorized by my
department of which i happen to be the head. The money will be
transferred from my bank to an account you will provide. So please, there should be
no room for greed because Twenty Million And Five Hundred Thousand Dollars can quench even the most
insatiable desire for the almighty dollar. Again, I will be in charge
of everything else. I will assume all responsibilities for this endeavor
so you don't have to worry about any legal ramifications, just what you will
do with all that money.Your urgent response is anticipated so please email me through this
email:mokhsbc@hutchcity.com
for more details on this transaction as soon as possible. This should
be kept very secret and confidential.I believe you know.
kind Regards,
Mr. W.K Mok.