WHO HAD 30 IN THE DEATH POOL?

WELL, sir, you lose. It was 31 years ago today that a 25 year old nurse from Queens pushed the world's most obnoxious jackass out of her vagina. It would be many many long years before I would see a 25 year old vagina again.

Okay, that's a cheap joke.

Cut me some slack. it's my birthday

Also it was 36 years ago that Jimi learned about the importance of sleeping on you stomach.