So it's a day late but here is our person of the week.
Alan Patton. Age: 54. Hobby: drinking children's urine.
Ah yes, that's totally not going to ruin your weekend.
Not really a lot more to this. He's been drinking pee since he was seven and he loves it. I'm not going to knock a guy for doing what he loves but I think it's fair to say that the children's pee angle here is what is really creepy here. No, the whole thing is creepy. I don't need to tell you he's a sex offender, do I?
Plus get a good look at that mug. To quote Bushwick Bill "Now that's a nigga I be seeing in my sleep."
So for a lifetime of achivement in creepy kiddy urine drinking we name Alan Patton of central Ohio our Person of the Week!!
I hear this is how Dick Clark stays so youthful looking.
ReplyDeleteNo - he eats the souls of babies - slightly different
ReplyDeleteIf you keep demonstrating you are smarter than I am, I'm going to have to stand next to some smartasses.
ReplyDeleteyou already are
ReplyDeleteNo need to get a philosophican on me, Spoonman.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to comment now on how much of a child you are.