Friday, February 24

I'M A 30 YEAR-OLD CHILD

The only thing I have to drink in this apartment is champagne.

I'm a 30 year-old child
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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:18 PM

    The first step is to admit you have a cork loose.

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  2. Anonymous11:42 PM

    The next step is to stick that cork up your ass and finish the damn bottle!

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  3. Anonymous6:53 PM

    Sorry, forgot to put the green fairy in with the bucket of champagne. That damn mothering instinct.

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